‘Ask The 8-Ball!’ — All The David Puddy Quotes ‘Seinfeld’ Fans Should Know By Heart

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When it comes to minor characters on Seinfeld, few are more lovable than Elaine’s squinty-eyed, high-fiving, New Jersey Devils-loving, on-again/off-again boyfriend David Puddy.

To celebrate Patrick Warburton’s 50th birthday — “Yeah, that’s right.” — here’s a collection of David Puddy quotes we should still be using in everyday conversation.

“Yeah, that’s right.”

Everyday use: When you stand your ground.

“Talk to me, babe.”

Everyday use: When you’re feeling sympathetic.

“Alright, high-five.”

Everyday use: When you can’t contain your excitement.

“Check it out. 8-ball.”

Everyday use: When you’re nostalgic about your childhood.

“Let’s makeout.”

Everyday use: When you want to kiss and make up.

“You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?”

Everyday use: When someone takes away something dear to your heart.

“I don’t care much for that term.”

Everyday use: When you feel insulted.

“It’s my winter coat.”

Everyday use: When justifying your fashion sense.

“You know, support the team.”

Everyday use: When…

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